There are those out there who have been naughty this year. You know who you are. You might have done any of the things in the famous song "Somebody Snitched on Me," or maybe you were original and did some other nasty things that weren't listed there.
If you fit into the previous category, then the Onion is going to be your friend this year. You can let Santa know that, due to budget limitations, your stocking will not be accepting coal this year.
And it is probably best that you don't get some coal for Christmas anyway. Read this story by Lemony Snicket to figure out why.
Do you really want this guy creeping around your house?
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